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My name is Breezie
I'm 20 and I'm from Ohio
I was once nearly trampled by Ted Kennedy
I hope someday to be an eccentric billionare
I'm actually married to Richard Ayoade
I'm a douchebag

beaky-peartree:

beaky-peartree:

grease:

  • is homophobic (yes i know its the 50s. still not ok)
  • slut shames
  • virgin shames
  • fat shames
  • has absolutely no plot
  • shallow 2d characters
  • resolves everything in 5 minutes
  • teaches the lesson to “change who you are so your significant other will like you better”
  • has the shittiest character development ive ever seen

but hey the songs are catchy, right? 

image

yes that too!!!!!!! thank you michael

heckitygirl:

i love drunk girls in bathrooms so much like they’re just so nice they tell u how pretty u are and become ur bff for like those two minutes that ur standing there in the bathroom its great

rabioheab:

*breakdances sadly* 

crunchwrapmistress:

all i ask is that u play shawty wanna fuck at my funeral

radstah:

im never telling a white boy i’m egyptian ever again

radstah:

im never telling a white boy i’m egyptian ever again

officialfrenchtoast:

confirm

officialfrenchtoast:

confirm

jonsnowballs:

god bless captain america

anonymousnerdgirl:

godstilldontlikeugly:

lindsaychrist:

jollymermaid:

qveenly:

twelve-thirteen-eleven:

Look at her phone omg

The shoes tho

i loved the 90s

cadet kelly premiered in 2002

everyone knows the 90s didn’t end until about 2004

Reblogging for accuracy of the last comment.

anonymousnerdgirl:

godstilldontlikeugly:

lindsaychrist:

jollymermaid:

qveenly:

twelve-thirteen-eleven:

Look at her phone omg

The shoes tho

i loved the 90s

cadet kelly premiered in 2002

everyone knows the 90s didn’t end until about 2004

Reblogging for accuracy of the last comment.

stumphies:

umyehs:

STOP RIGHT THERE!

You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it when you talk. Okay now come with me please.

what the fuck?

© MS