- is homophobic (yes i know its the 50s. still not ok)
- slut shames
- virgin shames
- fat shames
- has absolutely no plot
- shallow 2d characters
- resolves everything in 5 minutes
- teaches the lesson to “change who you are so your significant other will like you better”
- has the shittiest character development ive ever seen
but hey the songs are catchy, right?
yes that too!!!!!!! thank you michael
i love drunk girls in bathrooms so much like they’re just so nice they tell u how pretty u are and become ur bff for like those two minutes that ur standing there in the bathroom its great
all i ask is that u play shawty wanna fuck at my funeral
STOP RIGHT THERE!
You’re under arrest for being such a cutie. Oh oops it seems I have forgotten my handcuffs I guess I’ll just have to hold your hand. You have the right to remain silent. Or you can talk. I like it when you talk. Okay now come with me please.
what the fuck?