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Interviewer: What would you do if you weren't in Kasabian?
Tom: I'd try get into porn
Interviewer: Yeah?
Tom: I can try..
Interviewer: You can try
Tom: Y'know, I wouldn't last very long...Listen I'm honest, I'm human, everyone lies in life about the size of their cock and all that shit y'know..
Interviewer: Don't they!
Tom: But y'know, I'd be a shit porn star
Interviewer: But at least you'd have fun trying.
Tom: I'd try
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intensional:

snakebiteheartt:

Remember Hilary Duff was afraid to sing but then Hilary Duff helped her then Hilary Duff sang a duet with Hilary Duff 

I FOLLOW BACK

shut up we are talking about hilary duff here now is not the time to self promo

clamjob:

intensional:

snakebiteheartt:

Remember Hilary Duff was afraid to sing but then Hilary Duff helped her then Hilary Duff sang a duet with Hilary Duff

I FOLLOW BACK

shut up we are talking about hilary duff here now is not the time to self promo

sexhaver:

westindians:

R.I.P. the actual meaning of the word “aesthetics” 

the way this website uses “aesthetics” is 100% in line with the dictionary definition, what’s the weather like up there on your high horse